friends（フレンズ）season2 episode 22 The One With Two Partiesの続き
モニカが不在の間に隣のパーティーへ参加者を逃がそうとするフィービー
Okay, she’s taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now. She’ll be back any minute.
What about my friend, Victor?
Nope. Only the three of you. Any more than that, She’ll get suspicious.
Let me just get my coat.
There isn’t time. You must leave everything. They’ll take care of you next door.
Is it true they have beer?
Everything you’ve heard is true.
Could you guys please try to keep it down? We’re trying to start a boggle tournament. You! And you! You’re supposed to be at my party! And Gunther! What are you doing here.
Um…
Okay, welcome to the fun.
Phoebe.
All right. I’m sorry but these people needed me. They work hard all week. It’s Saturday night. They deserve to have a little fun. Go!
You know, My party is fun. Maybe it’s a little quieter, less obvious sort of fun but you know, if people would just give it a chance, it’s…
You want me to see a therapist?
Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You’ve chosen a boyfrined exactly like your father.
Okay, mom. You know what? Fine. I’ll make an appointment but you know what? Right now I got to go… I got a go do a thing.
Did you know your mother spent $1200 on bonsai trees? I felt like gulliver around that place.
Oh, daddy, I really want to hear more about this I really do, but I just have to… I just have to do some… some stuff.
You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
You work and you work and you work on a boat…
He always ridiculed my pottery classes…
And you sand it and your varnish it…
But when all is said and done he still drinks out of the mugs.
One night, from her yoga and her bridges of madison country…
The scotch, the cigarrettes…
The bonsais and the chihuahua…
I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now, dear, but…
What the hell does she want with half a boat?
Okay, okay, okay. You can be shirts and I’ll be skins. I’ll be skins. Hey. How you holding up, there, tiger? Oh. Sorry. When my parents were getting divorced I got a lot of “tigers”. Got a lot of “Champs,” “Chiefs,” “Sports.” I even got a “Governer.”
This is it, isn’t it? I mean, this is what my life’s going to be like. My mom there. My dad there. Thanksgiving, christmas. She gets the house. He’s in some condo my sister’s going to decorate with wicker. Oh, Chandler, how did you get through this?
Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program of denial… and wetting the bed.
You know, I just… It’s so weird. I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other. All I kept thinking about was the fourth of July.
Because it reminded you of the way our forefathers used to bitch at each other?
It’s just this thing. Every year, we would go out on my dad’s boat and watch the fireworks. Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hear all big my sister, Jill, would be throwing up over the side and my dad would be upset because nobody was helping and then when we did help he would scream at us for doing it wrong… But then when the fireworks started everybody jsut shut up. And you know? and it’d get really cold and we would all just sort of smush under this one blanket. It never occurred to anybody to bring another one. And now, it’s…
Yeah, I – I know.
パーティーもお開きになり、、、
Hey, thanks for coming. I hope you guys had fun.
All right, Monica, dear, I’m going to hit the road. Now, I’ve left my ten verbs on the table. You be sure and send me that finished poem.
Okay, will do. I’m so glad you came.
I think I saw Rachel out in the hall?
Let me go check.
All right.
Your mom wants to say good bye.
Oh, Okay.
Happy birthday, sweetie.
Okay.
Uh… You drive safe.
Ross, what are you doing?
I’m getting ready for the water…skiing.
Big hug. One more big hug. Come on.
All right, darling.
How are you?
Dr. Green, where you going?
To get my coat.
No, no, no! I’ll get that!
All right! All right! I can get my own coat!
Sorry. We’re on a major flan high.
Oh, no. No, you’re supposed to be here. This is the staging area. It’s all wrong. You should leave. You know, just… Get out. Or perhaps you’d like a creme de menthe.
I have to be heading toward my chateau. Thank you.
Oh, all right. Then I guess we’re going back into the hallway.
Thanks for coming, Mrs. Green.
Okay. You take care.
Oh, you kids! well… This is the best party I’ve been to in years.
Thank you!
Okay, everybody, It’s time for flan.
Yep. get ready for the gelatinous fun.
Kind of looks like that stuff you got when you get a bad infection.
Okay, that’s enough.
Okay, Rachel, make a special flan wish.
Okay, I’ve got one.
Heads up!
Wow! Those things almost never come true.
